lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

cokeflow:

you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

Holy shit

animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

(Source: sluttyoliveoil)

dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

bondoge:

till deactivation do us part

» Things You Should Never Say to a Lolita

notyourlolita:

baroness-boodz:

"Isn’t it a bit early for Halloween?"

"Lolita is for pedophiles."

"What’s the costume for?"

"Hey Bo Peep, have you lost your sheep?"

"I want to cosplay Lolita, too!"

"What’s this for?"

"Are you in a play?"

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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